So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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