i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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