Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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