she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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