shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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