do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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