Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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