So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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