I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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