Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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