Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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