Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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