Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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