my soul wont recognize me after tonight
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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