I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Randomize
