If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
All the doctor said was why
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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