garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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