Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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