She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Randomize
