did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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