Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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