i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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