bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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