What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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