apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
