I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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