We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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