I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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