I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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