We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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