Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
