I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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