I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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