I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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