Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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