Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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