You're so nebulous sometimes
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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I need you to use more vowels.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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