So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
it glows. i had to have it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
