WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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