Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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