I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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