IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Drake has all the answers
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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