I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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