so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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