? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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