Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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