That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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