Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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