I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
These tits shall not be calmed
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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