He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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