that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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