Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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