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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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